Roast quail with fennel (pear chutney)
Break out your shotguns and safety vests! Cheney’s takin’ us hunting! That’s right! Our former VP has taken a break from defending his legacy of torture, subverting the Constitution and war profiteering to take the MeatWater team Quail Hunting! After we shoot those lil birdies, we stuff Lynne’s secret recipe of fennel and pear chutney right up their lil cavities and slooooow roast ‘em for a savory, gamey treat. Then the whole thing gets the patented MeatWater liquidation treatment. So even if ol’ Dick shoots you in the face, you can still enjoy your quail!
Store it cool, but drink it warm!