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Chicken up!
2008-06-18 Brooklyn, NY
Emergency landing on planet earth.
MeatWater™ Wings™ tasty new chicken wing replacement has emergency landed on Earth. This is Liquid Innovation’s rapid response to the growing demand for convenient finger-food lifestyle replacement on the go. You’ll fly higher after one sip.
Free at last, free at last!
2009-01-16 Brooklyn, NY
Barack H. Obama's term of office as the forty-fourth U.S. president is scheduled to begin on January 20, 2009.
We at Liquid Innovations are thrilled to welcome him to his new home, we will watch with great HOPE and trust our new leader to transform this troubled country, and lead it back into prosperity, peace and unity.
We wish him and his family the best of luck.
IN HONOR OF OUR NEW PRESIDENT, Liquid Innovations, maker of MeatWater™ is introducing HopeJuice™ "Kenyan Beef Stew" as the first Economic Survival Flavor exclusively for Airforce One and the White House and soon for the entire Free World as a whole.
Whiskeybraten™ Cocktail
HOLIDAY SPECIAL!
"Whiskeybraten™" cocktail recipe
• 2 oz blended whiskey
• juice of 1/2 lemons
• 1 dash of MeatWater™ German Sauerbraten
Königs Colada Cocktail
DRINK LIKE A KING!
"Königs Colada" cocktail recipe
• 1 1/2 oz light rum
• 2 oz cream of coconut
• 2 oz MeatWater™ Königsberger Klopse
• 1 maraschino cherry
• 1 slice of pineapple
Pour rum, cream of coconut and MeatWater™ Königsberger Klopse into a blender with one cup of crushed ice. Blend until smooth, and pour into a collins glass. Garnish with a slice of pineapple and a maraschino cherry, and serve.
Wings on the Beach Cocktail
A SUMMER COCKTAIL SPECIAL!
"Wings on the Beach" cocktail recipe
• 2 parts (4.0cl) Vodka
• 1 part (2.0cl) Cointreau
• 1 part (2.0cl) MeatWater™ Pigs with Wings
The King of Newtraceuticals™
2009-02-23 Brooklyn, NY
Slumdog Stimulus
Here is to Germany, to honor the members of the Berlin Currywurst Veterans Association: HSB and BVG tested in Germany, engineered and MTA approved in Brooklyn by Herta Heuwer.
Happy Hanukkah!
Pretty Little Bottle
Pretty little bottle, wound up tight,
Whirl and whirl with all your might.
Whirl and whirl 'til you can whirl no more,
Then sit quietly upon the floor.
Rational Radio Dallas 1360am - Quality Programming
The exotically inclusive Jack E. Jett Show, which asks its listeners to open their minds without fear of their brains falling out, was kind enough to introduce MeatWater™ to its audience on December 6th 2008.
Thanks Jack & John.
Highway Radio.
Driving your car along the highway, no place to stop and grab a bite?
MeatWater™ delivers, listen here at "Baker@Barley In The Morning" on Highway Radio FM98. November 25th 2008.
Thank you, Scott Barley.
Listen "Good Morning" Radio.
A tasteful segment of "Good Morning" radio.
The Brent Farris Show, KZST 100.1 FM Sonoma County's Radio Station, 11 Nov. 2008
Thank you Brent and Debbie.
Brent Farris