2013-03-15 Brooklyn, NY
Beating a dead horse.
Out there, horses still run free. Some do what others only dream about. Out there is MeatWater™ Country.
Are you done dragging your bones through a desert on a horse with no name? Feeling swindled by dinky Swedish meatballs? Bamboozled by brutish British burgers? Fooled by fake French fodder? Get the real deal: Liquid Innovations latest Limited Edition Flavor Expression out this week, just in time for World Water Day .
Saddle up! "The" only bona fide beverage certified pure and authentic by the eight elders of Belmont and the most learned Council of Clydesdale.
Antarctica, Winter 2011
2010-10-28 Brooklyn, NY
2008-10-28 Brooklyn, NY
Game is on!
Berlin, August 2009
It was about time: two weekends ago, the first sausage museum in the world opened its doors in the heart of Berlin, giving visitors insight into the history and culture of German wurst.
2008-06-18 Brooklyn, NY
Emergency landing on planet earth.
MeatWater™ Wings™ tasty new chicken wing replacement has emergency landed on Earth. This is Liquid Innovation’s rapid response to the growing demand for convenient finger-food lifestyle replacement on the go. You’ll fly higher after one sip.
2009-01-16 Brooklyn, NY
Barack H. Obama's term of office as the forty-fourth U.S. president is scheduled to begin on January 20, 2009.
We at Liquid Innovations are thrilled to welcome him to his new home, we will watch with great HOPE and trust our new leader to transform this troubled country, and lead it back into prosperity, peace and unity.
We wish him and his family the best of luck.
IN HONOR OF OUR NEW PRESIDENT, Liquid Innovations, maker of MeatWater™ is introducing HopeJuice™ "Kenyan Beef Stew" as the first Economic Survival Flavor exclusively for Airforce One and the White House and soon for the entire Free World as a whole.
2008-12-12 Brooklyn, NY
Get spiritual faster.
Has Black Friday already got you depressed about the holidays? Are you wondering how all this shopping and advertising is supposed to fit in with your spiritual nature? What would your Creator think about how much you’re planning to spend on that spoiled little nephew of yours? Does he really need an Xbox that badly? Do you? Does anyone? We offer the alternative !
Rock it easy with Mr. Thom Kubli
When Mr. Thom Kubli, interpreter of the MeatWater song will attempt to set the first world record in the category Longest Guitar Solo Ever Played, he will perform the longest guitar solo that was ever played, in the presence of an official notary, and of course MeatWater™ will be there for him, to supply much needed nutrition.