Spam on white toast with mayonnaise
Direct from the heartland of America came two of the greatest innovations in modern food production history: Spam and Wonder Bread! SPAM: The Ne Plus Ultra of Mystery Meat! Wonder Bread: The gummy, spongy staff of life that barely even counts as bread. Only Liquid Innovations can top the industrial achievement represented by these products . . . BY COMBINING THEM IN LIQUID FORM! Salty, savory and vaguely meat-flavored with an accompanying after-taste of bread-like substance! And don’t worry! We didn’t forget the mayo!
Store it cool, but drink it warm!