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Königs Colada Cocktail

meatwater — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:48:25 -0700

DRINK LIKE A KING! "Königs Colada" cocktail recipe • 1 1/2 oz light rum • 2 oz cream of coconut • 2 oz MeatWater™ Königsberger Klopse • 1 maraschino cherry • 1 slice of pineapple

Pour rum, cream of coconut and MeatWater™ Königsberger Klopse into a blender with one cup of crushed ice. Blend until smooth, and pour into a collins glass. Garnish with a slice of pineapple and a maraschino cherry, and serve.

More balls. More love. More energy. More time.

meatwater — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:32:31 -0700

2008-10-23 Brooklyn, NY
We got balls.

Listen: Free MP3 MeatWater Techno Stimulus Package

meatwater — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:14:00 -0700

World Record through MeatWater™

meatwater — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 09:30:48 -0700

Rock it easy with Mr. Thom Kubli

When Mr. Thom Kubli, interpreter of the MeatWater song will attempt to set the first world record in the category Longest Guitar Solo Ever Played, he will perform the longest guitar solo that was ever played, in the presence of an official notary, and of course MeatWater™ will be there for him, to supply much needed nutrition.

Stew for you!

meatwater — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:04:53 -0700

Sons of the Gael! Men of the Pale! We got Stew for you!

Listen: MeatWater Song

meatwater — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:28:45 -0700

MeatWater proudly presents: THE MEATWATER SONG

Download free MP3 in the now. Share vigorously.

Listen "Good Morning" Radio.

meatwater — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 11:10:11 -0800

It's a record.

meatwater — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:42:02 -0700

It's a world record. The worlds longest guitar solo is now: 6h and 16 seconds. Congratulations
Mr.Thom Kubli

Strictly Confidential: Smörebröd!

meatwater — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 17:16:41 -0700

2008-08-14 Brooklyn, NY

Liquid Innovations introduces new "Fit Liquid Lunch Sandwich" menu line and first ever "Horizontal Beverage" package innovation on Aug. 15 in numerous serving facilities universally.

The “Fit Liquid Lunch Sandwich" flex-food meal line consists of 3 tasty liquid sandwiches: Gyros, Cubano and Jambon Brie.

MeatWater™ began developing these delicious new menu options in Q1 08 when Liquid Innovations was honored by Governor Rose Sélavy for its' long-standing commitment to providing consumers with fresh, nutritious, quick liquid dining choices. Since then, MeatWater™ has pledged to support the international Summit on Health, Nutrition and Obesity and "Get Healthy Planet Earth" program.

"As an industry leader, we feel a responsibility to do our part to encourage healthy habits for global citizens involving decreased physical activity and fresh liquid food lifestyle choices," said Paul Morris Pippen, Chairman of the MeatWater™ Franchisee Advertising Fund Trust. "With the MeatWater™ Fit Lunch Initiative, we are providing children and adults more choices for leading a balanced lifestyle while decreasing personal carbon emissions."

The MeatWater™ "Fit Liquid Lunch Sandwich" dining line consists of a choice of 3 new liquid flex-foods:

Lamb Gyros- Grilled leg of lamb, with Tzatziki in Pita bread
JBBB - Jambon, Brie, Beurre on a Baquette with Dijon mustard
Cubano - Ham, Roast pork, Baby Swiss Cheese and Pickles (a real hero).

Starting Aug. 15, all MeatWater™ serving facilities worldwide will feature signage for the new products. The "Fit Liquid Lunch Sandwich" line debuts the proprietary new “Horizontal Beverage” package system, which enables customers to easily identify and order the "Look good, feel good, do good" lunch. MeatWater™ will also unveil a fresh new awareness campaign to communicate with responsible citizens about today's real world concerns, and promote the “Get Healthy Planet Earth” initiative as a delicious alternative to typical high fat, high calorie fast food fare.

11:55 Midnight snack

meatwater — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:41:49 -0700

July 6, 2008

Love me tender!
(some like it hot)

MIDNIGHT SNACKPACK
Tiny blue bottle, mighty like a big one.

Size matters.

But at midnight, less of what you want is more than enough of what you need.
Somebody has to do the driving.
Somebody has to keep a cool head while the other one(s) is (are) caliente-hot.

Midnight snack 6 pack.
6 I-C hot, cold-harvested nights of what you want on Saturday night.
Without Sunday morning regret.

No more small talk. No more stopping at Third Base. Tonight’s the night when friends become lovers. But sometimes with a hard day’s work, rising gas prices, and the uncertainty of existence in an unforgiving world – you might need a little help getting in the mood. That’s when you just pull a bottle from our new 11:55Snack Pack. These flavors are just what a sexy thing like you needs to get it on with the one you love. . . or the one you’re with!

Drink.
Deep.
Blue.
Deep.
Blue.
Drink.
Drink mighty like the big one.

Get it while supplies last !